The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ward is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ward drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.