The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ward will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
72%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ward, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.