The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ward's stadium. Only over Ward.
- Ward is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ward, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.