The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ward, the end zone is a rumor.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Every deep ball Ward throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ward's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.