The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The play clock hits zero on Ward four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ward's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.