The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ward, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ward's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.