The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ward, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ward's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.