The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Ward will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ward's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.