The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Ward will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ward drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.