The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Latu finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Latu's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.