The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Latu drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.