The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Latu gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Latu, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.