The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“The broadcast shows Latu on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Latu gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Latu's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.