The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Latu will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Latu drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Drake Maye
- A.J. Brown
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- TreVeyon Henderson
- Tyler Warren
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.