The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Latu's stadium. Only over Latu.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Latu's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.