The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Latu runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Latu scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.