The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Latu finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Latu drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.