The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Latu gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Latu, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.