The Hamstring Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.