The Hamstring Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Washington Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.