The Fumble Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.