The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.