The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.