The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.