The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.