The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.