The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.