The Snap Count Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.