The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.