The Stuffed Run Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Washington Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.