The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.