The Committee Backfield Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.