The Late Scratch Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.