The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.