The Garbage-Time Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.