The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.