The Committee Backfield Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.