The Fumble Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
74%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.