The Hamstring Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.