The Late Scratch Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Washington Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.