The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
83%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.