The Hamstring Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.