The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.