The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.