The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.