The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.