The Phantom Holding Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- The QB looks at Tate exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Tate gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tate, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.