The Dropped Pass Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Tate, that's a flag." Tate: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tate, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.