The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Tate runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tate drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.