The Inch-Short Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tate will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tate, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.